configs/.bash_aliases
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# Detect distribution
if [ -f /etc/os-release ]; then
. /etc/os-release
fi
# Application management
case "$ID" in
ubuntu|debian)
# Install something bypassing the prompts
alias inst='sudo apt-get install -y'
# Do a basic update
alias update='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y'
# Upgrade everything
alias upgrade_all='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt-get autoremove -y && sudo apt-get autoclean -y && sudo apt-get --with-new-pkgs upgrade -y'
# Search packages
alias pacs='apt-cache search'
# Uninstall
alias burn='sudo apt-get autoremove'
;;
arch|archlinux)
# Check if yay is installed
if command -v yay >/dev/null 2>&1; then
# Install something bypassing the prompts
alias inst='yay -S --noconfirm'
# Do a basic update
alias update='yay -Syu --noconfirm'
# Upgrade everything
alias upgrade_all='yay -Syu --noconfirm && yay -Rns $(pacman -Qdtq) --noconfirm && sudo paccache -r'
# Search packages
alias pacs='yay -Ss'
# Uninstall
alias burn='yay -Rns --noconfirm'
else
# Install something bypassing the prompts
alias inst='sudo pacman -S --noconfirm'
# Do a basic update
alias update='sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm'
# Upgrade everything
alias upgrade_all='sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm && sudo pacman -Rns $(pacman -Qdtq) --noconfirm && sudo paccache -r'
# Search packages
alias pacs='pacman -Ss'
# Uninstall
alias burn='sudo pacman -Rns --noconfirm'
fi
;;
alpine)
# Install something bypassing the prompts
alias inst='sudo apk add'
# Do a basic update
alias update='sudo apk update && sudo apk upgrade'
# Upgrade everything
alias upgrade_all='sudo apk update && sudo apk upgrade && sudo apk cache clean'
# Search packages
alias pacs='apk search'
# Uninstall
alias burn='sudo apk del'
;;
*)
# Add any other distribution-specific aliases here
;;
esac
# General
# Get $HOME quick
alias ~='cd ~/;clear'
# A Nice display of all files in a directory
alias ll='ls -hog'
# Above but...different I'm sure
alias lsa='ls -lah'
# List stuff sorted by size
alias lt='ls --human-readable --size -1 -S --classify'
# Grep command history fast-like
alias gh='history|grep'
# lol
alias please='sudo !!'
# sometimes it feels good
alias fucking='sudo'
# Install bat. It's better.
alias cat='bat'
# Source this very file
alias src='source ~/.bashrc'
# Big Boy edit something
alias svim='sudo vim'
# Ping but with sounds
alias ding='ping -i 5 -a'
# An extremely useful benchmark script
alias yabs='curl -sL yabs.sh | bash'
# Utilities
# A faster way to do the thing it does
alias sysres='sudo systemctl restart'
# This one too
alias sysup='sudo systemctl enable --now'
# Also this one
alias sysdn='sudo systemctl disable --now'
#opens specified command in new window in screen session
alias s='screen -X screen '
# Resume screen or create a new one named main
alias scr='screen -r || screen -S main'
# press enter to continue. Occasionally useful
alias cnfrm='read -p "Press enter to proceed" '
# A more intense ping for the professional on the go
alias pang='ping -i 10 -v -a'
# List the mounted things
alias mnts='mount | column -t'
# The history command but shorter
alias h='history'
# Lazy docker composing. Set the variable somewhere.
alias doco="$DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND"
alias redoco="$DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND down && $DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND up -d"
alias redog="$DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND down && $DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND up -d; $DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND logs -f"
alias dolog="$DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND up -d; $DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND logs -f"
alias watchtower="docker run -d --restart unless-stopped --name 'watch-$(date +%H%M)' -v /var/run/docker.sock:/var/run/docker.sock containrrr/watchtower "
alias onetower="docker run --rm -v /var/run/docker.sock:/var/run/docker.sock containrrr/watchtower --run-once"
alias docport='docker container ls --format "table {{.ID}}\t{{.Names}}\t{{.Ports}}" -a'
# Regain all that space taken up by projects you abandoned
alias docprune='echo "Pruning images"; docker image prune -f && echo "Pruning networks"; docker network prune -f && echo "Pruning containers"; docker container prune -f && echo "Pruning Volumes"; docker volume prune -f'
# Send things instantly to a pastebin. Pipe other commands into this to share their output.
alias bin='nc termbin.com 9999'
# Quicker Docker exec
alias dex='docker exec'
alias dps="docker ps --format 'CONTAINER ID: {{.ID}}\nIMAGE: {{.Image}}\nCOMMAND: {{.Command}}\nCREATED: {{.CreatedAt}}\nSTATUS: {{.Status}}\nPORTS: {{.Ports}}\nNAMES: {{.Names}}\n'|cat"
alias lzd='docker run --rm -it -v /var/run/docker.sock:/var/run/docker.sock -v ~/lzd:/.config/jesseduffield/lazydocker lazyteam/lazydocker'
alias doctime="docker ps --format 'CONTAINER NAME: {{.Names}}\nUPTIME: {{.RunningFor}}'|cat"
alias glance='docker run --rm -e TZ="${TZ}" -v /var/run/docker.sock:/var/run/docker.sock:ro -v /run/user/1000/podman/podman.sock:/run/user/1000/podman/podman.sock:ro --pid host --network host -it nicolargo/glances:latest-full'
alias ytdlp='docker run --rm -v "/nasty/ytdl:/media" -it jauderho/yt-dlp:latest '
# Misc
# Get the weather. Put your location after the command
alias wttr='ansiweather -u imperial -s false -l'
#Read the fucking manual
rtfm() { help $@ || info $@ || man $@ || curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; }
# Get your public IP
extip(){ ip=$(curl -s http://api.ipify.org);
echo "Public IP address is $ip"
}
# Cheatsheet for linux commands
ch() { curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; }
# You can go to noti.toad.city and generate your own code to get browser notifications. It's all explained there. You'll need to modify this value
notica() { curl --data "d:$*" "https://noti.toad.city/?VFvu53" ; }
# A quick lil speedyboi
alias speedTest='curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sivel/speedtest-cli/master/speedtest.py | python3 -'
# If you're runnng my exact mastodon setup, this will be useful
alias tootctl='docker exec -it -w /app/www mastodon bin/tootctl'
# HAHAHA Go for it. Hours of fun and profit or ruining all your stuff
alias hackingtool='docker run -it --net=host --security-opt seccomp=unconfined --privileged blackarchlinux/blackarch:latest'
# Do you need to reboot? Find out here!
alias needrs='[ -f /var/run/reboot-required ] && echo "You need to reboot"'
alias gitgraph='git log --graph --oneline --decorate'
# Countdown Timer
countdown() {
start="$(( $(date '+%s') + $1))"
while [ $start -ge $(date +%s) ]; do
time="$(( $start - $(date +%s) ))"
printf '%s\r' "$(date -u -d "@$time" +%H:%M:%S)"
sleep 0.1
done
}
# Random quote to avoid making useful commit messages
function rgcm() {
api="https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt"
message=$(curl -s $api)
if [[ -z $message ]]; then
echo "Error: Failed to retrieve a random commit message"
return 1
fi
git add .
git commit -m "$message"
echo "Git commit submitted with message: $message"
}
function cntdn() {
local count=$1
while [ $count -gt 0 ]; do
echo -en "\n$count... "
if [ $count -eq 3 ]; then
echo "You've still got a few seconds to live it up before your time runs out!"
elif [ $count -eq 2 ]; then
echo "Tick-tock, tick-tock, time's running out!"
elif [ $count -eq 1 ]; then
echo "You had a good run, but it's time to face the music!"
fi
sleep 1
((count--))
done
echo "Time's up!"
}
function ramdisk() {
if [ -z "$1" ]; then
echo "Error: Ramdisk size not specified."
return 1
fi
if [ ! -d "$HOME/ramdown" ]; then
mkdir "$HOME/ramdown"
fi
size="$1"
sudo mount -t tmpfs -o size="$size" tmpfs "$HOME/ramdown"
}
ipin() {
local ip=$1
local endpoint="https://ipinfo.io"
# Append IP to the endpoint if provided
if [[ -n $ip ]]; then
endpoint+="/$ip"
fi
endpoint+="/json?token=4ea2457429bf23"
# Make the API call and prettify the JSON response
curl -s "$endpoint" | jq .
}
# Tere function
tere() {
local result=$(command tere "$@")
[ -n "$result" ] && cd -- "$result"
}
# Compress files. Like the name says.
function compress_files() {
if [ -z "$1" ]; then
echo "Usage: compress_files <archive_name.zip> <file1> <file2> ..."
else
zip -r "$1" "${@:2}"
fi
}
# See open ports
alias ports='netstat -tuln '