configs/.bash_aliases

# Detect distribution
if [ -f /etc/os-release ]; then
    . /etc/os-release
fi

# Application management
case "$ID" in
    ubuntu|debian)
        # Install something bypassing the prompts
        alias inst='sudo apt-get install -y'
        # Do a basic update
        alias update='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y'
        # Upgrade everything
        alias upgrade_all='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt-get autoremove -y && sudo apt-get autoclean -y && sudo apt-get --with-new-pkgs upgrade -y'
        # Search packages
        alias pacs='apt-cache search'
        # Uninstall
        alias burn='sudo apt-get autoremove'
        ;;
    arch|archlinux)
        # Check if yay is installed
        if command -v yay >/dev/null 2>&1; then
            # Install something bypassing the prompts
            alias inst='yay -S --noconfirm'
            # Do a basic update
            alias update='yay -Syu --noconfirm'
            # Upgrade everything
            alias upgrade_all='yay -Syu --noconfirm && yay -Rns $(pacman -Qdtq) --noconfirm && sudo paccache -r'
            # Search packages
            alias pacs='yay -Ss'
            # Uninstall
            alias burn='yay -Rns --noconfirm'
        else
            # Install something bypassing the prompts
            alias inst='sudo pacman -S --noconfirm'
            # Do a basic update
            alias update='sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm'
            # Upgrade everything
            alias upgrade_all='sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm && sudo pacman -Rns $(pacman -Qdtq) --noconfirm && sudo paccache -r'
            # Search packages
            alias pacs='pacman -Ss'
            # Uninstall
            alias burn='sudo pacman -Rns --noconfirm'
        fi
        ;;
    alpine)
        # Install something bypassing the prompts
        alias inst='sudo apk add'
        # Do a basic update
        alias update='sudo apk update && sudo apk upgrade'
        # Upgrade everything
        alias upgrade_all='sudo apk update && sudo apk upgrade && sudo apk cache clean'
        # Search packages
        alias pacs='apk search'
        # Uninstall
        alias burn='sudo apk del'
        ;;
    *)
        # Add any other distribution-specific aliases here
        ;;
esac

# General
# Get $HOME quick 
alias ~='cd ~/'
# A Nice display of all files in a directory
alias ll='ls -hog'
# Above but...different I'm sure
alias lsa='ls -lah'
# List stuff sorted by size
alias lt='ls --human-readable --size -1 -S --classify'
# Grep command history fast-like
alias gh='history|grep'
# lol
alias please='sudo'
# sometimes it feels good
alias fucking='sudo'
# Install bat. It's better.
alias cat='bat'
# Source this very file
alias src='source ~/.bashrc'
# Big Boy edit something
alias svim='sudo vim'
# Ping but with sounds
alias ding='ping -i 5 -a'
# An extremely useful benchmark script
alias yabs='curl -sL yabs.sh | bash'

# Utilities
# A faster way to do the thing it does
alias sysres='sudo systemctl restart'
# This one too
alias sysup='sudo systemctl enable --now'
# Also this one
alias sysdn='sudo systemctl disable --now'

#opens specified command in new window in screen session
alias s='screen -X screen '
# press enter to continue. Occasionally useful 
alias cnfrm='read -p "Press enter to proceed" '

# A more intense ping for the professional on the go
alias pang='ping -i 10 -v -a'
# List the mounted things
alias mnts='mount | column -t'
# The history command but shorter
alias h='history'

# Lazy docker composing. Set the variable somewhere.
alias doco="$DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND"
alias redoco="$DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND down && $DOCKER_COMPOSE_COMMAND up -d"
# Regain all that space taken up by projects you abandoned
alias docprune='docker image prune && docker network prune && docker container prune && docker volume prune'
# Send things instantly to a pastebin. Pipe other commands into this to share their output.
alias bin='nc termbin.com 9999'
# Quicker Docker exec
alias dex='docker exec'
alias dps="docker ps --format 'CONTAINER ID: {{.ID}}\nIMAGE: {{.Image}}\nCOMMAND: {{.Command}}\nCREATED: {{.CreatedAt}}\nSTATUS: {{.Status}}\nPORTS: {{.Ports}}\nNAMES: {{.Names}}\n'|cat"
alias lzd='docker run --rm -it -v /var/run/docker.sock:/var/run/docker.sock -v ~/lzd:/.config/jesseduffield/lazydocker lazyteam/lazydocker'

# Misc
# Get the weather. Put your location after the command
alias wttr='ansiweather -u imperial -s false -l'
#Read the fucking manual
rtfm() { help $@ || info $@ || man $@ || curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; }
# Get your public IP
extip(){ ip=$(curl -s http://api.ipify.org);
	echo "Public IP address is $ip"
}
# Cheatsheet for linux commands
ch() { curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; }
# You can go to noti.toad.city and generate your own code to get browser notifications. It's all explained there. You'll need to modify this value
notica() { curl --data "d:$*" "https://noti.toad.city/?VFvu53" ; }

# A quick lil speedyboi
alias speedTest='curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sivel/speedtest-cli/master/speedtest.py | python3 -'
# If you're runnng my exact mastodon setup, this will be useful
alias tootctl='docker exec -it -w /app/www mastodon bin/tootctl'
# HAHAHA Go for it. Hours of fun and profit or ruining all your stuff
alias hackingtool='docker run -it --net=host --security-opt seccomp=unconfined --privileged blackarchlinux/blackarch:latest'
# Do you need to reboot? Find out here!
alias needrs='[ -f /var/run/reboot-required ] && echo "You need to reboot"'

# Countdown Timer
countdown() {
  start="$(( $(date '+%s') + $1))"
  while [ $start -ge $(date +%s) ]; do
    time="$(( $start - $(date +%s) ))"
    printf '%s\r' "$(date -u -d "@$time" +%H:%M:%S)"
    sleep 0.1
  done
}
# Random quote to avoid making useful commit messages
function rgcm() {
  api="https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt"
  message=$(curl -s $api)
  if [[ -z $message ]]; then
    echo "Error: Failed to retrieve a random commit message"
    return 1
  fi
  git add .
  git commit -m "$message"
  echo "Git commit submitted with message: $message"
}
function cntdn() {
    local count=$1
    while [ $count -gt 0 ]; do
        echo -en "\n$count... "
        if [ $count -eq 3 ]; then
            echo "You've still got a few seconds to live it up before your time runs out!"
        elif [ $count -eq 2 ]; then
            echo "Tick-tock, tick-tock, time's running out!"
        elif [ $count -eq 1 ]; then
            echo "You had a good run, but it's time to face the music!"
        fi
        sleep 1
        ((count--))
    done
    echo "Time's up!"
}

function ramdisk() {
    if [ -z "$1" ]; then
        echo "Error: Ramdisk size not specified."
        return 1
    fi
    if [ ! -d "$HOME/ramdown" ]; then
        mkdir "$HOME/ramdown"
    fi

    size="$1"

    sudo mount -t tmpfs -o size="$size" tmpfs "$HOME/ramdown"
}