configs/Arch/.bashrc

#
# ~/.bashrc
#

# If not running interactively, don't do anything
[[ $- != *i* ]] && return
#if command -v tmux &> /dev/null && [ -n "$PS1" ] && [[ ! "$TERM" =~ screen ]] && [[ ! "$TERM" =~ tmux ]] && [ -z "$TMUX" ]; then
#    exec tmux -2 attach-session || tmux -2 new-session
#fi
alias ls='ls --color=auto'
PS1='[\u@\h \W]\$ '
export TERM=linux
alias sudo='sudo '
alias ~='cd ~/'
alias nano='vim'
alias trans='rsync -Pve ssh'
alias update='yay -Syu --noconfirm'
alias inst='yay --noconfirm -S'
alias burn='yay -Rns'
alias ls='ls --color=auto'
alias pacs='yay -Ss'
alias svim='sudo -E vim'
alias vi='vim'
alias h='history'
alias mux='tmux new -s main'
alias supd='sudo pacman -Syyuu'
alias ncdu='ncdu --color dark'
alias bigclock='watch -t -n 1 "date '+%D%n%I:%M:%S' | figlet -k"|lolcat'
alias gitview='git log --graph --full-history --all --color --pretty=tformat:"%x1b[31m%h%x09%x1b[32m%d%x1b[0m%x20%s%x20%x1b[33m(%an)%x1b[0m"'
alias weather='curl wttr.in'
alias whatthecom='git commit -am "$(whatcom)"'
alias null='/dev/null'
alias q='exit'
alias lsa='ls -lah'
alias ....='cd ../../..;'
alias ...='cd ../..'
alias ..='cd ..'
alias ll='ls -AlhGrti'
alias ESC='cd ~/LocalGit/ESC618'
alias ta='tmux -2 a -t'
alias tn='tmux -2 new -s'
alias tm='tmux -2 attach-session || tmux -2 new-session'
alias nord='nordvpn connect'
alias nordd='nordvpn disconnect'
alias fucking='sudo'
alias please='sudo'
alias fuck='pkill -9' 
alias mirrorupdate='curl -s "https://www.archlinux.org/mirrorlist/?country=US&protocol=https&use_mirror_status=on" | sed -e 's/^#Server/Server/' -e '/^#/d' | rankmirrors -n 5 - | sudo tee /etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist'
alias bashrc='source ~/.bashrc'
alias iotop='sudo iotop'
alias artistradio='tizonia --spotify-related-artists'
alias wifilist='nmcli device wifi list'
alias cb='xclip -selection clipboard'
export PATH=$PATH:~/scripts:~/bin:/usr/local/go/bin 
export npm_config_prefix=~/.node_modules
export EDITOR='vim'
export VISUAL='vim'

tempdrive () {
  if [ $@ == 0 ]
    then
      sudo umount /mnt/RAM
      sudo rm -rf /mnt/RAM
      echo "Temporary drive unmounted and mountpoint deleted"
      return
    fi
  if [ -z $@ ]
    then
      echo "Please provide a disk size in Mb."
    else
      if [ -d /mnt/RAM/ ]
      then
        echo "Directory exists"
      else
        sudo mkdir /mnt/RAM
        echo "Directory created"
      fi
      sudo mount -t tmpfs tmpfs /mnt/RAM -o size=$@m; echo "$@M Disk created in RAM"
    fi
}

cd () {
  builtin cd "$@" && ls -a
}

bk () {
  if [ -z $1 ]
  then
    echo "Type a filename, dumbass"
  else
    cp $1{,.bak}
  fi
}

md () { 
  mkdir -p "$@" && cd "$@"; 
}

function whatcom() {
  curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt
}

teatimer() {
  sleep $1;
  mplayer "$HOME/Music/Tornado.mp3" & notify-send 'YOUR TEA IS READY OH FUCK';
  curl -X POST "https://api.lifx.com/v1/lights/group_id:58da90e73566e43f037c7b6d59e56d24/effects/pulse" -H "Authorization: Bearer cfbc4b9dd981f5d99d486d22cb75a44535a8e616b9315580cac4ff5d5147ed86" -d 'period=1' -d 'cycles=4' -d 'color='$2; 
  fg
  exit
}

mksketch(){
  mkdir "$1";
  if [ "$2" = 'adr' ]
  then
    cp "$HOME/skeletons/adr.ino" "$1/$1.ino"
  elif [ "$2" = "web" ]
  then
    cp "$HOME/skeletons/webserv.ino" "$1/$1.ino"
  elif [ "$2" = "mqtt" ]
  then
    cp "$HOME/skeletons/mqttSkel.ino" "$1/$1.ino"
  else
    cp "$HOME/skeletons/basic.ino" "$1/$1.ino"
  fi
  vim "$1/$1.ino"
}

bigtext(){
  if [ -z "$1" ]
    then
      curl --silent --fail curl 'artii.herokuapp.com/make?text='FUCK+IT'&font='univers''   
    else
      printf "$1\n"
      curl --silent --fail curl 'artii.herokuapp.com/make?text='$1'&font='univers''
    fi
}

branchdelete(){
 git branch -d $1
 git push --delete origin $1
 echo There you go;
}

cheat(){
  curl "cheat.sh/$1"
}

updateconfigs (){
  cd ~/GIT/configs
  whatthecom
  git push origin master
  cd ~
}

needReboot(){
  NEXTLINE=0
  FIND=""
  for I in `file /boot/vmlinuz-*-*`; do
    if [ ${NEXTLINE} -eq 1 ]; then
      FIND="${I}"
      echo -e "\n\nCurrent kernel version is $FIND\n\n"
      NEXTLINE=0
    else
      if [ "${I}" = "version" ]; then NEXTLINE=1; fi
    fi
  done
  if [ ! "${FIND}" = "" ]; then
    CURRENT_KERNEL=`uname -r`
    if [ ! "${CURRENT_KERNEL}" = "${FIND}" ]; then
      echo -e "Booted  kernel version is $CURRENT_KERNEL.\n\nReboot required"
      echo -e "\033[0;31m\n\n Would you like to reboot now?\033[0;0m(y/n)"
      read answer
      case $answer in 
        y) 
          echo "Rebooting now"
          sleep 10s
          reboot
          ;;
        n) 
          echo -e "\nOkay, but that's probably\ngoing to piss you off later"
          ;;
        *)
          echo "That's not an option"
          ;;
      esac
    fi
  fi
}

squish(){
  if [ -z $@ ]; then
    echo -e "\nName a file, asshole\n"
  else
   pv $@ | gzip -9 > "$@.gz"
  fi
}

jsonlint(){
  if [ -z "$@" ]
  then 
    echo "Enter some JSON please"
  else
    chromium "https:jsonlint.com/?json={$1}"
  fi
}

jsonform(){
  if [ -z "$@" ]
  then
    echo "Enter a JSON URL please"
  else
    chromium "https://jsonformatter.curiousconcept.com/#$1" 
  fi
}

haste(){
  if [ -z $1 ]
  then
      echo "Please enter some fucking data"
  else
    key=$(curl 'https://hastebin.com/documents' --data-binary "$1" | jq -r '.key')
    chromium http://hastebin.com/$key
  fi
}

reinstallAll(){
for pkg in $(pacman -Q | cut -d' ' -f1); do
  yay -S --noconfirm $pkg | lolcat
done
}