# Application management # Install something bypassing the prompts alias inst='sudo apt-get install -y' # Do a basic update. Ubuntu only alias update='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y' # Upgrade the fuck out of just fucking everything alias upgrade_all='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt-get autoremove -y && sudo apt-get autoclean -y && sudo apt-get --with-new-pkgs upgrade -y' # Search packages. Ubuntu Only alias pacs='apt-cache search' # Uninstall. Ubuntu only. alias burn='sudo apt-get autoremove' # General # Get $HOME quick alias ~='cd ~/' # A Nice display of all files in a directory alias ll='ls -hog' # Above but...different I'm sure alias lsa='ls -lah' # List stuff sorted by size alias lt='ls --human-readable --size -1 -S --classify' # Grep command history fast-like alias gh='history|grep' # lol alias please='sudo' # sometimes it feels good alias fucking='sudo' # Install bat. It's better. alias cat='batcat' # Source this very file alias src='source ~/.bashrc' # Big Boy edit something alias svim='sudo vim' # Ping but with sounds alias ding='ping -i 5 -a' # An extremely useful benchmark script alias yabs='curl -sL yabs.sh | bash' # Utilities # A faster way to do the thing it does alias sysres='sudo systemctl restart' # This one too alias sysup='sudo systemctl enable --now' # Also this one alias sysdn='sudo systemctl disable --now' #opens specified command in new window in screen session alias s='screen -X screen ' # press enter to continue. Occasionally useful alias cnfrm='read -p "Press enter to proceed" ' # A more intense ping for the professional on the go alias pang='ping -i 10 -v -a' # List the mounted things alias mnts='mount | column -t' # The history command but shorter alias h='history' # Type way fewer letters alias doco='docker compose' # One of my most used commands. Restart a docker compose situation entirely alias redoco='docker compose down; docker compose up -d' # Regain all that space taken up by projects you abandoned alias docprune='docker image prune && docker network prune && docker container prune && docker volume prune' # Send things instantly to a pastebin. Pipe other commands into this to share their output. alias bin='nc termbin.com 9999' # Quicker Docker exec alias dex='docker exec' # Misc # Get the weather. Put your location after the command alias wttr='ansiweather -u imperial -s false -l' #Read the fucking manual rtfm() { help $@ || info $@ || man $@ || curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; } # Get your public IP extip(){ ip=$(curl -s http://api.ipify.org); echo "Public IP address is $ip" } # Cheatsheet for linux commands ch() { curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; } # You can go to noti.toad.city and generate your own code to get browser notifications. It's all explained there. You'll need to modify this value notica() { curl --data "d:$*" "https://noti.toad.city/?VFvu53" ; } # A quick lil speedyboi alias speedTest='curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sivel/speedtest-cli/master/speedtest.py | python3 -' # If you're runnng my exact mastodon setup, this will be useful alias tootctl='docker exec -it -w /app/www mastodon bin/tootctl' # HAHAHA Go for it. Hours of fun and profit or ruining all your stuff alias hackingtool='docker run -it --net=host --security-opt seccomp=unconfined --privileged blackarchlinux/blackarch:latest' # Do you need to reboot? Find out here! alias needrs='[ -f /var/run/reboot-required ] && echo "You need to reboot"' # Countdown Timer countdown() { start="$(( $(date '+%s') + $1))" while [ $start -ge $(date +%s) ]; do time="$(( $start - $(date +%s) ))" printf '%s\r' "$(date -u -d "@$time" +%H:%M:%S)" sleep 0.1 done } # Random quote to avoid making useful commit messages function rgcm() { api="https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt" message=$(curl -s $api) if [[ -z $message ]]; then echo "Error: Failed to retrieve a random commit message" return 1 fi git add . git commit -m "$message" echo "Git commit submitted with message: $message" }