shit's getting crazy

.bash_aliases

@@ -1,14 +1,50 @@
+# Detect distribution
+if [ -f /etc/os-release ]; then
+    . /etc/os-release
+fi
+
 # Application management
+case "$ID" in
+    ubuntu|debian)
         # Install something bypassing the prompts
         alias inst='sudo apt-get install -y'
-# Do a basic update. Ubuntu only
+        # Do a basic update
         alias update='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y'
-# Upgrade the fuck out of just fucking everything
+        # Upgrade everything
         alias upgrade_all='sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get upgrade -y && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt-get autoremove -y && sudo apt-get autoclean -y && sudo apt-get --with-new-pkgs upgrade -y'
-# Search packages. Ubuntu Only
+        # Search packages
         alias pacs='apt-cache search'
-# Uninstall. Ubuntu only.
+        # Uninstall
         alias burn='sudo apt-get autoremove'
+        ;;
+    arch|archlinux)
+        # Install something bypassing the prompts
+        alias inst='sudo pacman -S --noconfirm'
+        # Do a basic update
+        alias update='sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm'
+        # Upgrade everything
+        alias upgrade_all='sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm && sudo pacman -Rns $(pacman -Qdtq) --noconfirm && sudo paccache -r'
+        # Search packages
+        alias pacs='pacman -Ss'
+        # Uninstall
+        alias burn='sudo pacman -Rns --noconfirm'
+        ;;
+    alpine)
+        # Install something bypassing the prompts
+        alias inst='sudo apk add'
+        # Do a basic update
+        alias update='sudo apk update && sudo apk upgrade'
+        # Upgrade everything
+        alias upgrade_all='sudo apk update && sudo apk upgrade && sudo apk cache clean'
+        # Search packages
+        alias pacs='apk search'
+        # Uninstall
+        alias burn='sudo apk del'
+        ;;
+    *)
+        # Add any other distribution-specific aliases here
+        ;;
+esac
 
 # General
 # Get $HOME quick