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#Read the fucking manual
rtfm() { help $@ || info $@ || man $@ || curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; }
# Get your public IP
extip(){ ip=$(curl -s http://api.ipify.org);
echo "Public IP address is $ip"
}
# Cheatsheet for linux commands
ch() { curl "http://cheat.sh/$@"; }
# You can go to noti.toad.city and generate your own code to get browser notifications. It's all explained there. You'll need to modify this value
notica() { curl --data "d:$*" "https://noti.toad.city/?VFvu53" ; }
# Countdown Timer
countdown() {
start="$(( $(date '+%s') + $1))"
while [ $start -ge $(date +%s) ]; do
time="$(( $start - $(date +%s) ))"
printf '%s\r' "$(date -u -d "@$time" +%H:%M:%S)"
sleep 0.1
done
}
# Random quote to avoid making useful commit messages
function rgcm() {
api="https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt"
message=$(curl -s $api)
if [[ -z $message ]]; then
echo "Error: Failed to retrieve a random commit message"
return 1
fi
git add .
git commit -m "$message"
echo "Git commit submitted with message: $message"
}
function cntdn() {
local count=$1
while [ $count -gt 0 ]; do
echo -en "\n$count... "
if [ $count -eq 3 ]; then
echo "You've still got a few seconds to live it up before your time runs out!"
elif [ $count -eq 2 ]; then
echo "Tick-tock, tick-tock, time's running out!"
elif [ $count -eq 1 ]; then
echo "You had a good run, but it's time to face the music!"
fi
sleep 1
((count--))
done
echo "Time's up!"
}
function ramdisk() {
if [ -z "$1" ]; then
echo "Error: Ramdisk size not specified."
return 1
fi
if [ ! -d "$HOME/ramdown" ]; then
mkdir "$HOME/ramdown"
fi
size="$1"
sudo mount -t tmpfs -o size="$size" tmpfs "$HOME/ramdown"
}
ipin() {
local ip=$1
local endpoint="https://ipinfo.io"
# Append IP to the endpoint if provided
if [[ -n $ip ]]; then
endpoint+="/$ip"
fi
endpoint+="/json?token=4ea2457429bf23"
# Make the API call and prettify the JSON response
curl -s "$endpoint" | jq .
}
# Tere function
tere() {
local result=$(command tere "$@")
[ -n "$result" ] && cd -- "$result"
}
# Compress files. Like the name says.
function compress_files() {
if [ -z "$1" ]; then
echo "Usage: compress_files <archive_name.zip> <file1> <file2> ..."
else
zip -r "$1" "${@:2}"
fi
}